Don’t you talk to me about getting old I remember when computing devices took up the entire HIVE and took hours to tell you what one plus one was.

“I am a master of romance” I say as I get seduced by a ten sweep old.

innsmoutheridan:

thank you


You mumble again, this time raising from her neck to nuzzle up against her fin. Your face was terribly flushed, from the gift, from the anger, from the churning of emotions within you from your blasted Kismesis. The way she was positioning you didn’t help, either, cause now you were arced up against her and breathing quite heavily. Your vascular pump was pulsing faster and you could feel your fins flare rigid.

You plant your hands firmly on his hips, turning your head to nip at his neck and jaw before pressing your own lips roughly to his own. No need for thanks, he was your kismesis. Maybe you should have added more frills though.. No, he wouldn’t have liked that, it wasn’t “Masculine” anymore. Shifting your hips, you tug his against yours with another sharp growl. Your nails dig into the worn material of his pants before you realize what your doing, and your face flushes with embarrassment at your display.

Moving your hands up his sides, you gently palm at his rib gills through his shirt, rubbing cool hands against the warm material with barely any pressure at all. 

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innsmoutheridan:

You mumble something against her neck, knowing that she was sitting down now and allowing you to drop restraint as you nuzzle against her with much more need. Your  hand grips upon the small of her back as your right hand loops over the top of her other shoulder to meet  your left, body crushing itself against her as you mumble once more.

You really hoped she couldn’t hear you.

You can’t hear a word he’s mumbling, you’re too busy growling possessively as your hands pull his legs onto either side of your hips. Your head tilted to allow him better access to your neck, fins fluttering weakly. Well, you warned him. Part of you expects for him to get some payback, but you can’t deny him revenge for your own tricks earlier.

The poor suit stood alone, forced to watch hate affection with its shiny silver buttons. Poor, poor suit.

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innsmoutheridan:

You stiffen when she licks your frilled gills, squeezing onto her tightly before she lifts you up into the air. Being held in a bridal fashion didn’t bother you much, but when you see the outfit she had made, you make a very rapid transition to nuzzling into her neck in attempt to erase what you saw.

Arms squeeze to her tightly as you cling to her, nuzzling and shaking your head all the while, attempting to get the idea of how good the suit looked out of your head.

You shift your weight to one leg as he nuzzles into your neck, making a weak growl of protest in the back of your throat. Did he not like it? Was he trying to distract you so he wouldn’t have to wear it? Well, there was no need for him to be so considerate. His distractions were going to get him dropped though, you should probably sit down.

Shuffling back, you sit heavily on your bed, bouncing slightly as you squeeze your kismesis against your chest.

Eridan, if you keep doing that I am not going to let you leave  until tomorrow at the earliest.

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innsmoutheridan:

oh shut up

You reply, arms wrapping behind her neck, cheek turning to nuzzle against the top of her head as she presses against your neck. Regardless of how worried and anxious you were about her, and upset you were at her manipulations, you couldn’t stay mad at her for long. Not seriously, at least.

She was certainly cute, with the chirrups and glubs, that helped make you feel a lot better then before. That cold dread had already ebbed away, replaced with her own chill. 

You can do that. Crooning happily, you press your lips to his gill slits so your rough tongue can flick across the lacy outer frills before pulling away. No sense in getting too into this on the floor of your own respiteblock, especially not when you had a suit he needed to try on.

Smiling in the most charming manner you can, you slip your arms securely around your kismesis and lift him bridal style off the floor, shifting his weight as you stand so it was comfortable for both of you. Then you spin again, making sure he can see the suit that was the cause of this whole silly pouting fiasco.

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innsmoutheridan:

You huff in response, arms crossed tighter, still lying on the ground, even going so far to turn your head away from her welcoming stance. You don’t even speak, you’re way to upset STILL at how she utterly used your emotions to invoke apologetic feelings due to interactions in the past. YOU never did that, not even to squeeze some despair and sadness, not outta your quadrants or friends. 

Just enemies and people you didn’t like much at all.

Ah, the pouty Eridan. Truly a noble creature. Well, only one way to deal with this majestic beast that was clearly in need of wooing.

Dropping on all fours, you crawl over to your kismesis and chirrup quietly.

C’mon Eridan, it was a good joke.

You press your face into his neck, nuzzling against his scarf before pushing it aside to press little kisses on his neck. No way was he mad enough to resist the charms of a nuzzling kismesis. Especially not when you made all those chirrups and glubs! Not a chance!

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innsmoutheridan:

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fuckin really vveranaia

fuckin

i

hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate HATE you

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innsmoutheridan:

its a silly little showwin that you wwant me to do stuff wwith you an i thought i wwas playin the part a bein playful an a tease instead a howw its usually you

be safe then

ill miss you a course evven if youre difficult

…Psyche.

Come try this suit on I’m taking you out.

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innsmoutheridan:

vveranaia 

come on noww 

just because i wwas playin around doesnt mean that your dinner date is all gone up in smoke i just thought that youd either just snatch me up yourself or otherwwise threatned tiberius wwith harm in an attempt to make me come ovver

you knoww

natural escalation 

its a misunderstandin

Why would I hurt a plush? What could that possibly do to YOU?

Hrm.

I’m going to be rather busy for the next few days, I wanted to do something nice before I had to leave, but I don’t think we would be able to enjoy a dinner in our current states.

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